I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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