How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Randomize
