physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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