You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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