I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
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You made out with two different species that night
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
When did angry sex become our thing?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
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I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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