Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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