Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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