had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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