I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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