Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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