I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
This baby is an asshole
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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