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I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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