The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
dude. I can hear the air.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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