Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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