Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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