Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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