the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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