let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He shit in the fireplace
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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