I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
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I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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