you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
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Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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