whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
it was like eating out sand paper
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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