why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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