16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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