I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I wish you could order shots online.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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