I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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