He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
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On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I still have a little drunk in my system
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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