Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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