Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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