she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
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You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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