He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
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Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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