I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
