Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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