Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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