Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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