How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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