it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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