question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
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You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
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She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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