VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
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I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
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I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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