would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
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Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
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It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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