There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Everything about him screamed your future.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
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How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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