I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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