How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
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The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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