is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
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So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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