this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
everyone is single if you try hard enough
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
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This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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