Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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