he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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