this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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