this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Randomize
