im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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