LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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