Whoa Z and x make the same sound
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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