And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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