Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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