Just fell off a train. Bad.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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